Fifty Shades of Schwarz edition by Ed Harris Humor Entertainment eBooks
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Fifty Shades of Grey is hilariously sent-up by an exciting new indie author, Ed Harris, in Fifty Shades of Schwarz. Ana Steele, move over and make way for Maya Stein, a sexy 29-year old Brandeis graduate living in trendy Brooklyn and working in Manhattan for an Internet marketing firm. While Ana of that other series - which has sold a mere 65 million copies - may be a virgin who never owned a computer, Maya is a confident, experienced young woman with several notches on her belt and who spends most of her day surfing the web.
As the book opens, Maya is dating Jeremy Goldberg, a part-time waiter and yoga teacher who is pursuing an online graduate degree in education and trying to develop a screenplay. Maya is ambivalent about her feelings for Jeremy. She insists that they be allowed to date other people and refuses to change her Facebook status to “in a relationship.” A chance encounter on JDate leads Maya to Aaron Schwarz, a brooding, intense commercial real estate broker with unusual tastes in the bedroom as a result of a troubled upbringing. Meanwhile, Maya’s mom, Dottie Stein, is trying to fix Maya up with a single young rabbi, David Teitelbaum. And, more than ten years later, Maya still wonders wistfully if she should have gone to senior prom with Adam Goldman, who is about to graduate from Harvard Medical School. How might her life be different today as a doctor’s wife if she hadn’t turned him down because of his teenage acne?
Fifty Shades of Schwarz is laugh-out-loud funny, while also a moving story of trying to find love and romance in a modern, hookup culture. Readers will identify with Maya and the other richly drawn characters, and be entertained by a humorous and fast-paced story. Find out why Stanford grad and former contestant on the TV show The Bachelor, Britt Billmaier wrote
I so enjoyed Fifty Shades of Schwarz! In particular, I love the situations you've created to allow the reader to get to know Maya. I'm incredibly impressed at your understanding of the female psyche. In my opinion, you've nailed it.
Fifty Shades of Schwarz was written by Seattle resident Ed Harris. His children, three in number and of assorted genders, skin colors and countries of origin, are united in a common belief that their father was born fully-formed as a grouchy adult. His long-suffering wife bears silent testimony to the saying that “behind every successful man is a surprised woman.” Harris was born in New York, and has lived in the US, Israel and the Netherlands. He is regarded by his friends and loved ones as a nudge, a Yiddish word that does not have a direct English language equivalent, and used to characterize someone who is particularly annoying.
The author’s literary favorites include SJ Perelman, Mark Twain and Michael Chabon. Ernest Hemingway once wrote of someone going broke “very slowly and then all of a sudden.” The author implores the reading public to buy Fifty Shades of Schwarz so he can avoid the same fate.
Fifty Shades of Schwarz edition by Ed Harris Humor Entertainment eBooks
This is a funny book. It's nothing like its predecessor by E.L. James, other than one of the males in the story likes to hit his sexual partner to achieve sexual satisfaction. Maya is nothing like Ana Steele, in that she's been around the block a few times. Hell, she's seen around many blocks, a couple neighborhoods and a few states. As the story unfolds she's juggling the amorous attentions of three totally different Jewish men, and the scene where they all arrive in the same place at the same time is hilarious.I learned a lot about the Jewish faith in this story. Most of it was interesting, but occasionally more information than I needed to know. All in all, a good book.
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Fifty Shades of Schwarz edition by Ed Harris Humor Entertainment eBooks Reviews
Awesome parody of 50 shades of grey. Super hilarious and entertaining. I bet this will be the next big "guilty pleasure" hit!
Such a great and easy read! I loved the original 50 shades of grey, and loved this book equally. I'm anxiously awaiting more books from Ed Harris!
This book was hilarious! I couldn't put it down once I picked it up... read the whole thing in one sitting! You will fall in love with the characters, and you will laugh out loud at their hijinks! Ed Harris is definitely the new up-and-coming, and I'm definitely looking forward to what he'll send our way next.
Harris writes a story that moves quickly and stays light. The humor is sometimes overt, but more than a few times the smiles come when he captures the universality of being young, clueless, and trying to find love.
It felt like Stephanie Plum, if she had been born in New York in 1985.
It is a good book, funny in some parts but I was thinking it would have a real satire with the 50 Shades of Grey, but it really does not
I did not think it was much of one- Schwartz was not even a major player in the story- and not as humorous as I wished it to be. However, I kept reading and had a little smile at the end.
As one of the ten or so heterosexual, English speaking women of a certain age who have not read "Fifty Shades of Grey" I can't speak to the quality of parody in "Fifty Shades of Schwarz." I did,however, find it an enjoyable read. Harris does a fine job getting into the head of a young woman unable to decide which of the three less than fulfilling men she is dating deserve her full attention. I highly recommend this book for the upcoming "beach reading" season or any time you need an light,entertaining read to take your mind of more serious matters.
This is a funny book. It's nothing like its predecessor by E.L. James, other than one of the males in the story likes to hit his sexual partner to achieve sexual satisfaction. Maya is nothing like Ana Steele, in that she's been around the block a few times. Hell, she's seen around many blocks, a couple neighborhoods and a few states. As the story unfolds she's juggling the amorous attentions of three totally different Jewish men, and the scene where they all arrive in the same place at the same time is hilarious.
I learned a lot about the Jewish faith in this story. Most of it was interesting, but occasionally more information than I needed to know. All in all, a good book.
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